Archive - Felix's Fertile Feed

My conversation with Emma Horsedick (don't laugh)

an interview with most notorious Substack commenter

May 14 •

Felix Futzbucker

December 2024

Why capitalism won't let AI take your job

the based and logos-pilled truth about AI and late-stage capitalism

Dec 21, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

October 2024

Performative Sincerity

How sincere™ content killed actual sincerity (or not, dilligaf?)

Oct 30, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

September 2024

Dune As Soviet Allegory

deep and thorough historical and literary analysis

Sep 9, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Futzbucker

"Don't Futz Behind My Buck!"

Sep 4, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

August 2024

Pondering our places in the digital food chain

A few notes on how to find the existential exabyte using metanoia machine

Aug 7, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

July 2024

The Internet Is Not Boring, You Are

a rant, a manifesto, a love letter to the digital frontier

Jul 30, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

The Societal Tulpa

A Metacognitive Deconstruction of Consensual Reality

Jul 17, 2024 •

Felix Futzbucker

August 2022

The Non-spurious Correlation Between Sentence Length and Penis Size

one advice to writers with that genital type

Aug 14, 2022 •

Felix Futzbucker

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